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Posts tagged: mom

my mom yells at me like

jesssayshello:

and i’m like:

and she’s like get rid of that attitude

and i’m like:

i didn’t even—

Teacher: “I’m calling your parents”

Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”

Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”

High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”

Pretty funky hairdo mom.
Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Mom’s a lot more patient with me in front of guests.
Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
If you’re looking for fossilized remains, you should dig through your room.
Mom, Calvin & Hobbes
By the way don’t go in the house like that. Mom is in one of her moods again.
mud covered Calvin says to his water soaked Dad
I’d still rather let his teacher deal with him.
Mom, Calvin & Hobbes
Mom would be a lot more fun if she was a little more gullible.
Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
I’d worry more about your mom.
Hobbes, Calvin & Hobbes